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The Netflix Negotiators
40 minutes choosing. 10 minutes watching. Asleep by minute 12.
Your love language is the shared couch. You have a running list of shows you'll "definitely start this weekend", you've rewatched the same comfort sitcom six times, and "just one more episode" is basically your wedding vow. Cozy, comfortable and deeply committed — to each other and to the autoplay button.
Couple superpower
💪 Elite-level snack coordination
Fatal flaw
🙃 Watching ahead is considered a betrayal